JUST SPENT 24 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME.

It was amazing.

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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I don’t know about y’all but I’d totally live there.

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I can be packed and ready in ten mins

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The Ninja Twins.

Nick n James.

[Ni]ck [n] [Ja]mes

THATS HOW THEY CAME UP WITH THE [NINJA] TWINS.

Mind blown.

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Loved the Ninja Twins

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Had a beer

Wrote on a bathroom wall.

Read a George Orwell book.

Had a physical fight.

Used Twitter.

Listened to Lady Gaga.

Been in a car accident.

Gotten suspended.

Gotten expelled.

Been allergic to something.

Got a computer virus.

Touched a real gun.

Had a dog.

Had a cat.

Been pregnant.

Kissed someone.

Smoked a cigarette. 

Got so drunk you passed out.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid. 

Gone to a rock concert.

Helped someone.

Gone fishing.

Watched four movies in one night.

Gone long periods of time without sleep. 

Lied to someone.

Snorted cocaine.

Failed a class. 

Smoked weed.

Dealt drugs.

Been in a tornado.

Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, crack, meth, acid).

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself (on accident!)

Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day.

Flown on a plane.

Been cheated on.

Written a ten page letter.

Gone skiing.

Been sailing.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Shoplifted something.

Been to jail.

Dangerously close to being in jail.

Had detention. 

Skipped school.

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library.

Gone to a different country.

Dropped out of school.

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.

Had an online diary.

Gambled in a casino.

Had a yard sale.

Had a lemonade stand. 

Been in a school play. 

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Gone to sea world.

Voted for someone on a reality TV show.

Written poetry

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe. 

Loved someone you shouldn’t have.

Used a colouring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches.

Taken a taxi. 

Seen the Washington Monument.

Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.

Overdosed.

Had a drug or alcohol problem.

Been in a fist fight.

Suffered any form of abuse.

Had a hamster.

Petted a wild animal. 

Gone surfing in California.

Did “sport day” at school.

Dyed your hair. 

Got a tattoo. 

Had something pierced.

Got straight A’s.

Been on the Honor Roll.

Taken pictures with a webcam.

Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away.

Had sex.

Been to a concert.

Felt someone up and/or been felt up.

Cried at school.

Been to prom.

Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.

Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.

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I keep thinking I don’t have friends.

But then I’m like, oh wait… THAT’s right.

I do have friends. It’s just that they all have jobs and busy lives and don’t really have time to hang out during the day. And then of course I’m busy on the weekends when I DO get a text like, “Hey, wanna go fishing”, or “Hey, there’s a dance party tonight… you comin’?” And I’m just like… really? You couldn’t do this shit during the week? Though, I am the odd one out. Weekends are supposed to be free. What the hell, summer?

I start babysitting next Friday so maybe that’ll change. It’s just hard going from a huge social life at college… to not seeing anyone for days.

FORVER ALONE.

SPENDING THIS SUMMER ALONE.

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